Mixie

My Story

Sir Mix-A-Lot, affectionately known as Mixie is all the things that are wonderful about this organization. This boy is seriously wonderful so we are looking for an equally exceptional forever home for him.

He’s a dream dog come true and one of those that I would actually endorse for the idea of therapy work and things of that nature. His foster mom has done an amazing job with him and he is finally heartworm negative so we are looking for his extra special forever home! Who else has a rap song rewritten for him LOL

Here goes;

“Oh. My. Gosh! Becky, look at his fluff!
It’s so big, he looks like
One of those sheepdog’s boyfriends
But, ya know, who understands those sheepdogs anyway…

They only gawk at him, because,
He looks like a total dreamsicle, ‘kay?
I mean, his fluff, is just so big
I can’t believe it’s just so mammoth, it’s like out there
I mean woah, look
He’s just so, hairy

I like big FLUFFS and I cannot lie
You other k-9’s can’t deny
That when a pup walks in with shaggy mad taste
And all that floofiness in your face
You get ?, want to pull up tough
‘Cause you notice that fluff ain’t stuffed
Deep in the collar he’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh Mixie, I want to get wit’cha
And take your picture
My groomer tried to warn me
But that fluff you got makes me me me me so corny
Ooh, Fluff-o’-soft-fur
You say you want to shed in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average floofy
I’ve seen him waggin’
when he walks he can’t stop swaggin’
He’s cool, he’ll take a pet,
Long as he ain’t goin to no vet
I’m tired of dog fancy
Sayin’ sleek coats are the thing
Take the average fan and ask him that
He’s gotta pack much pelt
So, fellas (yeah) Ladies (yeah)
Has your dog got the fluff? (heck yeah)
Tell ’em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy fluff
Baby got fluff (L.A. sleek but he’s Tennessee boujie)
Baby got fluff (L.A. sleek but he’s Tennessee boujie)
I like ’em real wooly, and shaggy
And when I’m pettin’ all the dogs
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I want to get you home
And furminate, double-up, furminate, furminate
I ain’t talkin’ bout lint rollers
‘Cause those things are made for toy breeds
I want ’em real fluffy-floofy
So find that fleecy double coat
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that kibble
So I’m lookin’ at puppy bowl videos
Knock-kneed mutts walkin’ like bros
You can have those not so classy
I’ll keep my doggos like Lassie
A word to the thick coated puppers, I want to come squish ya
I won’t shave or clip ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to cuddle
Til the break of dawn
Mixie got it goin’ on
A lot of sleek breeds won’t like this song
‘Cause those hounds like to bark and bay, so much to say!
And he’d rather strut his fluff
‘Cause his coat is long, and it’s strong
And he’s down to get his tail swoosh on
So, ladies (Yeah) fellas (Yeah)
If you want Mix to be your new baby (Yeah)
then grab the app, fill it out.
Even cat lovers got to shout
Mixie got fluff!
Mixie got fluff!
Yeah, buddy, when it comes to handsome doggos
Shedding ain’t got nothin’
To do with my selection
THIRTY SIX-TWENTY FOUR-THIRTY SIX
Ha ha, only if it’s not blowin coat season…

So your K9 sports a Poodle cut, playin’ workout tapes by Toto
But Toto don’t got a moto in the back of his tornado
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE
Unless you’ve got fluff, hon
You can use rakes, brushes or scissors
But please don’t lose that fluff
some groomers want to play that hard game
and tell you that your fluff’s too swole
So they wash it and they shave it
And I bust right in to save it

So Dog World says you’re fat?
Well I ain’t down with that!
Cause your tail’s on point and your mane is flowin’
to Westminster you should be goin’
To the pampered dogs in the magazines –
You ain’t got Mixie’s bling
Give me a snout that makes me shout
And a coat that makes chumps pout
Some rescues tried to dis’
But their chance they sure did miss
He’s got game, no fluff’s the same
And Mix-a-Lot is his name
SO if you think this fluff is fine, and you’re willing to stand in line,
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
and give this boy a shot
Mixie got fluff!
Mixie got fluff!

Lovable and huggable, he got much fluff…
Lovable and huggable, he got much fluff…””

If interested, please apply online and then reach out to Nicole@bigfluffydogs.com