If you’re in the market for a 100-pound cloud of fur who’s basically a throw pillow with opinions, allow us to introduce Gibbs. He is housebroken, well-mannered, and absolutely committed to his life’s calling: being horizontal.
Gibbs is the canine embodiment of “Do Not Disturb.” He’s great with people, adores attention (as long as it doesn’t involve movement), and has absolutely zero interest in jogging, hiking, or doing anything that might qualify as “activity.” If your ideal Saturday involves a couch, snacks, and avoiding other people’s drama, Gibbs is your spirit animal.
He’s fine with cats and would prefer they keep the same “minimal effort” energy. As for other male dogs? Gibbs says, “Hard pass.” He has no interest in sharing his kingdom with other boys. Ladies are negotiable, depending on their vibe.
If you’ve got a fenced yard, a quiet house, and a soft spot for majestic loafers who think chasing squirrels is beneath them, Gibbs might just be your guy. But don’t expect him to come bounding toward you—he’s not getting up unless snacks are involved.
